once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’
then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
A flawless Johnny about dancing.
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
I LOVE THESE
DO IT TO ALL THE MEN
ALL OF THEM
- The Countess, Summer Sisters by Judy Blume (via danimarie386)
The following week Caitlin woke her in the middle of the night. “Vix…Are you afraid to die?”
“I don’t like to think about dying.”
“But we’re all going to, aren’t we? I mean, nobody lives forever. In order to get to our next life, or whatever’s on the other side, we have to actually… die.”
“I wish I were a dog.”
“They die, too.”
“But they don’t lie awake at night thinking about it.”